March 2012
im probably gonna just spend the whole 90 minute class throwing up in the bathroom from how much i hate everyone in that class except the teacher cause she’s adorable & looks like a polar bear and maybe she’ll feel bad for me i mean the school knows i have social anxiety issues and yeah im so scared for that class ugh fml fml fml
oh yeah so tomorrow in caribbean studies class we have to do a group project and everyone is in a group except me and like im probably gonna go cry in the bathroom for 10 minutes during that class just like i hope that the teacher doesn’t realize and i dont have to do the project because of everyone who i asked to do it with person a didn’t want to do a COOKING PROJECT with me because...
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unless i can get wifi upstairs by the grace of stephen fry
this looks like
the end
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
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mononipplemoran replied to your post: sometimes i feel like howard moon socially…
shh no i love you move to georgia and help me organize all my stationery and teach me to be unbearably attractive
sigh i go to georgia a lot like i practically live in atlanta because my friends from camp all live there and i went to peachtree city once sigh i like georgia i’ll organize your stationery...
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sometimes i feel like howard moon
socially awkward
unloved
unbearably attractive
anal about stationery organization
if this video doesn’t upload fast
it might have to wait until tomorrow
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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i am going to hurt myself
shoot me
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when i was making the video there were rustling noises in the bushes
and i made these faces
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benedictcumberbum replied to your post: now i feel like i need to do a sherlock video…
yes do it you filthy bastard
just 4 u :*
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now i feel like i need to do a sherlock video voice meme thing too sigh cause last time it was just audio?
it’s ariel and kait’s fault
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allthericeinchina:
conversationparade:
...
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like I found my dream car and it’s white exterior brown interior 2011 audi q5 for like $35,990 like do you realize what a bargain that is sigh sigh
brown leather interior in a car is so pretty like tears well up in my eyes
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i want a car so bad
dramatic sobs
February 2012
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jeez my eyes are closing time for a nap
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mishamigosandbenaddicts replied to your post: What is the first thing you are going to do when you meet Colin Mochrie and Brad Sherwood? I’m hoping something on the lines of getting nakey
youtube.com/watch?v…
this is so great omg
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1-directionerection asked: What is the first thing you are going to do when you meet Colin Mochrie and Brad Sherwood? I'm hoping something on the lines of getting nakey
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mononipplemoran replied to your post: what’s the most shameful thing u’ve done for a klondike bar
that’s pretty fucking shameful jesus christ
1-directionerection replied to your post: what’s the most shameful thing u’ve done for a klondike bar
WHAT THE-
i prefer not to think about it…i regret it everyday
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same OTP.
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mononipplemoran asked: what's the most shameful thing u've done for a klondike bar
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
i don’t even know what this is
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messessentialist asked: can we just be friends please because everything you say ever just makes me pee myself laughing.
jesus christ in a bag of fish rihanna is a stupid ho for getting back with chris brown
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ATTENTION TUMBLR!
ichli3bedick:
gabeeebuhrenner:
I am Gabriel Brenner, and I am a starving artist. Not really. But I’m entering this contest put on by ArtLA for student artists around the world called Student Artist of the Year. Basically, you upload your artwork, and you win by receiving votes. The winner receives a cash prize and I believe a Macbook as well. I really need your guys’/girls’ support, so please...
today in computers the girl who uses my computer before me never logs off
so i made this her desktop background
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mononipplemoran asked: -quietly reboobs your entire blog-
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i just spent $50 on food at wendy’s
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thegestianpoet:
i think whenever cas uses a curse word successfully he mentally high-fives himself
see i can do it i’m so cool just like dean is cool hahaha yeah
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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Person: why do you love that celebrity so much, they're never gonna love you back
Me: why do you breathe if you know you're eventually going to die
religion class is the stupidest and most useless class ever like when in my life am i going to remember something from “”“”christology”“”” srsly
I'm hilarious
highfunctioning-homosapien:
dreamparticles:
donovanandandersonarecunts:
masterfromcatering:
lost my shit.
DEAD